You’re going to have to click the title below to get the whole story, but here’s the jist… please note, I love this:

How a Sandwich Makes You Its Bitch in 11 Easy Steps

1.  At first, you are unaware of your desire for a sandwich

2.  Desire for sandwich registers
3.  Panic
4.  Melodramatic journey to kitchen
5.  Planning
6. Creation of a monstrosity that even you will look back on with shame and bewilderment

7.  Anticipation
8a.  First assault
8b.  Second assault
8c.  Third assault
9. Violence
10.  Success (?)
11.  Resolution
Sandwiches almost always end in one of two ways.


for the Selleck Waterfall Sandwich site, click here.


World’s Largest Burger

A 185 pound burger is the latest Guinness World Record holder.

Cheese-Steak Sushi – This one actually makes D.Blawg want to vomit


Max Brenner’s Chocolate Pizza (D.Blawg bets this is actually pretty yummo … its like a GIANT smoore!)

Pizza topped with double melted chocolate chunks, melted marshmallows and candied hazelnut crunch bits.

Shotgun drawn after brothers argue about sandwich

BRIDGEWATER, N.J. (AP) – New Jersey police said a shotgun was brandished after two brothers argued about a sandwich for their mother. The argument began in Anthony Pilla’s Bridgewater house, where the mother lives. Police said Pilla’s brother threw his cap and glasses at the 49-year-old old.

According to an affidavit, Pilla went to the basement and returned with a loaded shotgun. Police said the brothers wrestled, Pilla dropped the shotgun and their mother took it out of the house Wednesday.

Pilla is charged with aggravated assault and possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose.

Police did not release the name of his brother or say what kind of sandwich was at the center of the dispute.

D.Blawg asks: Do you think track suits were also involved? Thanks Bear!

jesusIt may not be immediately obvious to everyone, but one family are convinced they can see the face of Jesus on the lid of a jar of Marmite.

Claire Allen, 36, said she was the first to notice the image on the underside of the lid as she was putting the yeast spread on her son’s toast.

Her husband Gareth, 37, said he could not believe his eyes when he saw it.

Mr Allen, of Ystrad, Rhondda, said: “The kids are still eating it, but we kept the lid.”

He explained: “Claire saw it first and called her dad to come and take a photo of it.

“When I first looked at it I wasn’t sure, but when I moved it away from me it started coming out. I thought yeah, she’s right – that’s the image of Jesus.

Mrs Allen said her 14-year-old son Jamie had also remarked on the likeness.

She told the South Wales Echo: “Straight away Jamie said ‘that looks like God’, and my other boys (Robbie, four, and Tomas, 11) even said they could see a face.

“People might think I’m nuts, but I like to think it’s Jesus looking out for us.

“We’ve had a tough couple of months; my mum’s been really ill and it’s comforting to think that if he is there, he’s watching over us.”

oprah-winfreySuper Sandwiches

Oprah’s answer to heartwarming (and hopefully mouth watering as well as tummy-filling) stories on sandwiches: Here

Including the Sandwich Shop that Almost Wasn’t, if it weren’t for Oprah: Here, the “Sandwich Showdown” with celebrity guests: Here and other weird quotes like this one, “This has never happened to me; emotionally, I find myself helplessly, hopelessly riveted to another person’s sandwich.”

From: D.Mom 🙂

Meanwhile, D.Blawg quietly munches away at a delightful and classic, PB&J: potato bread + honey roasted peanut butter (made in-store at the Whole Foods peanut grinding station) + black berry jam = Yummo.

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