Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops

Suck on our meat

It seems a rule of nature that tasty things get placed in one’s mouth. And nothing is tastier than a good slice of bacon. So, needless to say, we love sticking bacon in our mouths. But sometimes it’s just too inconvenient to have bacon at hand. What’s a geek to do? Find a source to get Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops – that’s what! So we did.

Behold Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops; look at them and cheer. For not only are they each a time-tested wonder of organic, sustainably farmed bacon mixed with a deluge of delicious Vermont maple syrup, but they are loaded with the same amount of caffeine as an energy drink! Seriously, Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops are the two best things about breakfast (bacon and the caffeine from coffee) all mixed together into one delicious confection. Yummy in our tummies.

For nutritional information, click here. (Oh come on, this CAN’T be good for you, in any way, shape or form… I think I just threw up in my mouth…)

Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops

  • All the deliciousness of bacon and maple syrup, and all the caffeine of an energy drink.
  • Get ’em as single pops, or in packs of four.
  • Made with real bacon!
  • Net Wt: 31g
  • Caffeine Content: 80mg per pop.
  • Dimensions: approx. 1.25″ diameter