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How a Sandwich Makes You Its Bitch in 11 Easy Steps

1.  At first, you are unaware of your desire for a sandwich

2.  Desire for sandwich registers
3.  Panic
4.  Melodramatic journey to kitchen
5.  Planning
6. Creation of a monstrosity that even you will look back on with shame and bewilderment

7.  Anticipation
8a.  First assault
8b.  Second assault
8c.  Third assault
9. Violence
10.  Success (?)
11.  Resolution
Sandwiches almost always end in one of two ways.